hangover 

  1. You’d rather have a pencil driven through your retina than be exposed to sunlight.
  2. You seem to focus better with one eye closed.
  3. Trying to gain control of the situation, you continue to tell your room to "Stay still.”
  4. Your bed spins at 33rpm.
  5. Mosquitoes swoon and fall after attacking you.
  6. You’re convinced that the chirping birds are Satan’s pets.
  7. You set aside an entire morning to spend some quality time with your toilet.
  8. You replaced the traditional praying on your knees with the more feasible praying in a fetal position.
  9. All day long your motto is, "Never again."
  10. Your natural response to "Good morning," is "Shut up!".

PS: I have been in a similar state once when I was in college and was invited to an International students party and do not remember what mix of drinks I had.

What is your experience?

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